On today’s installment of We Had To Learn About This And Now You Do Too! It seems a new sex craze has taken over TikTok — a very crappy phenomenon known as Iglooing.

Another term for Alaskan Pipelining for those of us who had too much-unsupervised access to Urban Dictionary in the early 20-teens, “iglooing” is much grosser than its name implies, consisting of freezing your shit and using it as a dildo, a practice one poor, poor Thanksgiving guest learned the hard way.

“Marissa and I started moving the frozen goods in the freezer drawer around to make room for a dessert that need to be chilled,” host William Hanson read of the reader’s story of Thanksgiving horror on a recent episode of his “Help I Sexted My Boss” podcast. “It was then that Marissa pulled out a particular Ziploc with what looked like four sausages inside.”

Unfortunately for all involved, they quickly realized the bags did not, in fact, contain sausages.

“There in the Ziploc were four perfectly straight frozen logs of shit in neatly tied condoms.”